Boys Golf Shoes

A young man had seriously dated three girls and was finally faced with the dilemma of which to m*rry. As a test he gave each of them one thousand dollars.

The first girl went for a complete hair and face makeover, new clothes, and new shoes. She returned to show off her new look saying, "I want to be at my most beautiful for you. Why? Because I love you, dear."

The second girl returned with new hockey and golf equipment, a new stereo, VCR, and month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all these things for you. They're my gifts to you, because I love you so."

The third girl invested the $1,000 wisely and very quickly doubled her original amount. She reinvested the profits which continued to multiply and returned the first thousand to the young man saying, "I have taken your money and made it grow as an investment in our future together. That's how much I love you, my dear."
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The young man was very impressed by all of their responses. He then gave long and careful consideration and do you know which one he decided to marry? - The one with the biggest t*ts!

Good one.!!!
8/10.!!!
Boob man.!!!
That's us men.!!!

2007-03-06 22:10:23 by chris/cuddles

Junior golfers are you tired of not having choices when it comes to choosing your golf shoe, well now there are, and the many choices can be found ...

He was wounded in Vietnam on Aug 11 1972 and was in a coma for 38 years. He wants to meet President Nixon and see Elvis in a concert. Then he said he wants to go back to Vietnam and get revenge. He looked at his bed sheets and noticed they said "Made In Communist Vietnam" and he wanted to know who was playing a joke on him. He saw President Obama on T.V and wanted to know why a shoe shine boy is in the White House and talking like a big Official. My son likes to play Golf and saw Tiger Woods ( On T.V. ) and wanted to know why a white man is following the caddie. He said "Look dad! The Caddie is hitting the ball for the golfer". The head of the V.A. hospital is black man and my son told him "Hey you!! Shine my shoes and bring me a pillow or else I will send the KKK after you". Then my son saw two men holding hands and my son said "Wonderful! Brothers are in love. Nice family'. Then he saw a black man and a white woman holding hands and my son said "Not right!! Not Right!! We told him it was okay but he said "I will say it's okay the day a black family moves into the White House". He watch a show on T.V. about the space program. They showed the Russians and Americans going into space together and son said "That is crazy fiction that will never happen". He heard "Rap" for the first time and he said "Who ever is on the radio doesn't know how to talk.". Then he saw a black man sagging ( Pants down so far underwear is showing ) and son ran over and pulled them up. Then he saw two women kissing and he said "Those sisters are in love. Then he saw some Arabs and the Arabs were holding pictures of Osama Bin Laden. He said the man looked like he needed a beard trim but other wise looked like a nice person.A doctor told him if he had any questions to google. So my son started to giggle like a 10 year old girl. So how do I tell my son the world has changed?

lol nice story

and btw informed. you can survive a coma for longer than 10 years. the longest coma ever survived is 19 years by terry wallis.

2010-07-12 21:24:50 by Erudite Pejorative"

Price: $40.00 $39.95

Coke Or Pepsi..?
Digital Or Analog..?
Myspace Or Facebook..?
Pen Or Marker..?
School Or Work..?
Dirty Or Clean..?
Sour Or Sweet..?
Pool Or Ocean..?
Heels Or Tennis Shoes..? [Girls]
Jeans Or Slacks..? [Boys]
Football Or Basketball..?
Singing Or Dancing..?
Dance Squad Or Cheerleading..?
Tennis Or Golf..?
Duplex Or Fancy Appartments..?
Challenging Or Simple..?
Make Up Or None..? [Girls]
Hair Gel Or Moose..? [Boys]
Shorts Or Caprise..?
Firefox Or Internet Explorer 8..? Why..?
Did You Like This Or Not..?

Pepsi
Digital
MySpace
Pen
School
Clean
Sour
Pool
I'm a Guy but on a girl, High Heels
Jeans
Football
Singing
I'm a guy bit girls look hot while Cheerleading
Golf
Duplex
Simple
On girls I like Make-Up
Hair Gel
Shorts
Firefox because it looks way cooler and I think it has better tab usage.
Yes, I love this.

2009-06-10 14:45:13 by ×Live×Laugh×Love×4×Internity×

Price: $60.00 $59.90

PLZ DON'T TELL ME HOW STRICT MY UNIFORM IS, I KNOW IT IS A LITTLE STRICT, JUST GIVE ME LOOPHOLES!

do u think i could get away with a small 1-inch kitten heel, as long as its leather, black, polishable?

can u find like it i can get away with certain types of shoes, maybe jewelery,leggings, etc.

RULES
• Neither boys nor girls are permitted dramatic hair styles and/or hair colours.
• Girls' hair accessories (barrettes, head bands) should be navy blue, red, white or
Webber tartan.
• Visible neck and wrist adornments are not permitted.
• The hemline of a tunic or kilt must fall no higher than 2 inches above the knee.
• Make-up may be worn in Junior and Senior High but must be kept to a simple
minimum and must not be noticeable.
• Black leather polishable shoes should be clean, tied and polished at all times except
during PE class or recess.
• All shirts, except princess blouses, are to be worn tucked in.

WHAT I HAVE 2 WEAR ON MONDAYS
• Tartan kilt (no higher than 2" above knee)
• White button-down, monogrammed Oxford shirt (choice of long or short sleeve)
• White long sleeve princess style crested blouse
• School tie
• Navy crested blazer
• Navy knee high socks (no logos); navy tights or navy nylons
• Black or navy plain leather non-marking shoes that may be polished. (No heels
higher than 3 cm., no suede or patent-leather shoes; no coloured laces)

WHAT I CAN MIX AND MATCH 4 THE REST OF THE WEEK:
(i can also mix and match the items of the mondays uniform 4 the rest of the week)
• White, crested cotton turtleneck
• White or Navy crested golf shirt
• Navy, crested V-neck vest or
• Crested V-neck pullover
• Navy pants (no cuffs)
• Navy pleated skirt (no higher than 2" above knee)
• Navy knee socks
• Navy pants, low rise, slight flare
• Navy walking shorts (Webber Logo)
• Rugby shirt
• Navy ankle socks- summer only

Plz find as MANY loopholes as u can for someone who likes tasteful preppy and foreign high fashion designs

that sucks. what schoool do you go to?

2008-08-15 13:50:08 by chezplz

1.All star high tops or Vans [shoes]
2.Ethel Kennedy or Jackie Kennedy
3.RFK or JFK
4.Red Sox or Yankees
5.Audrey Hepburn or Katherine Hepburn
6.Beatles or the Stones
7.Movie Theater or Concert
8.Mall or Outlet
9.Landon or Jacob [just a question. name of 2 guys I like]
10.Marilyn Monroe or Grace Kelly
11.MCR or Fallout Boy
12.Bowling or Golf
13.Yoga or Dance
14.ying yang or peace sign
15.Snowballs or Ice Cream
16.Hot or Cold
17.Diamonds or Rubys
15.Burger King or McDonalds

1. all star
2. dun kno who they are
3. ??
4. RS
5.Audrey
6. Beatles
7.Concert
8.outlet
9. landon
10. grace
11.FOB
12. bowling
13. dance
14, peace sign
15. ice cream
16.hot
17. diamonds
18. Burger king

xoxo,
Pookie♥

2008-05-13 12:47:40 by .