I Love Shoes Bags And Boys T Shirt

"I'm single if you're rich"
"I heart shoes bags and boys"
"I heart gossip"
"Get me drunk and then we'll see ;)"
"Gin and jews mix well together"
"Boyfriend season is here"
"Irish I was drunk"
"The boys all love me"
"Eyes over here boys"

I went shopping and saw tons of graphic t-shirts with stupid phrases like the ones above. I'm sorry, is there anyone in the world who would actually wear a shirt that says "Get me drunk and then we'll see"? It makes you sound so stupid!

No, I would never wear them, but I think they are funny to read on the rack. When I see them on actual people, it usually gives me a bad impression of them...like they might belong in AA or on the Jerry Springer show..no offense to anyone.

2010-01-29 06:47:00 by shiningstar12992

the church camp I was at... and its to Low! Also the guys wearing the shirt that says "I Love shoes, bags, and boys"... that is not his ...

Ok this is my problem. Im going to a private school now, and they told me to do a 5 paragraph summary on the book "Hoot" by Carl Hiaasen. Case is that i read that book in 5th grade. But i have never understood the book very well. So im grabing information from the internet. the summary has to be 500 words or more. Can you tell me how this sounds. (im not copying and pasting im reading it and writing about what i read)
tell me if this is good. this is only 2 paragraphs.
Roy Edberhardt, just moved from Florida to Montana. At school he is often teased, until he makes the acquaintance of Beatrice Leep, and her stepbrother, “Mullet Fingers”, a runaway. One day going to school, in his bus, he sees a boy running wildly with no shoes. He stays extremely curious. But kids in school, like Garrett, told him not to worry about it. Roy thought it might be a kid that goes to Trace Middle (his school) but then again he thought, “NO SHOES?” Roy seemed to be very suspicious about this kid. One day after getting home and rushing thru his homework, it was late in the afternoon, and few golfers were out. He locked his bike and…ran. Roy slowed down at the sight of Australian Pines, into which the running boy had gone astray. He suddenly called out “Hello, You There?” he heard nothing but the wind. He was hunting for more clues. Beneath a mat of vines, he found three plastic garbage bags, tied at the neck. The first bag had common everyday-trash, soda bottles, soup cans, potato chip wrappers and apple cores. The second bag held a bag of boys’ clothing, neatly folded shirts, blue jeans, and underpants. But no socks or shoes…Unlike the other bags, the third wasn’t full. Roy loosened the knot and peeked. But couldn’t see what was inside.

I dont know who or what to write about and im very confused. i dont know if to follow this one either. should i?
Roy Eberhardt was sitting on the bus looking out the window. He doesn't normally look out the bus window. The only reason he was looking out the window was because Dana Matherson was holding his head smashed up against it. Dana was the main bully of the school, and probably is about twice the size of Roy, and loved smoking and beating up little kids, especially Roy. It was a good thing that he smashed Roy’s face up against the window, because if he didn't, Roy would have never seen the running boy, who was running with no shoes on.

Recently moved from Montana, Roy struggles to adjust to his new life in Florida. Not only does he miss the mountains and the snow; at school and even on the school bus, his schoolmates tease him because of his previous life in Montana, calling him "Cowgirl" and he later becomes known as, "Tex". One day, bully Dana Matherson tries to strangle Roy on the bus, Roy strikes back by punching Dana in the face and breaks Dana's nose. Everyone thinks it was Roy who started the fight, so the vice-principal makes Roy write an apology letter to Dana. However, the vice-principal notices finger-shaped bruises on Roy's neck where Dana attempted to strangle him on the bus, and believes Roy's side of the story. However, that was not all that was going on.

Mother Paula's All-American Pancake House corporation intends to build a pancake house in Coconut Cove. The bulldozers have already been parked on the construction site, but work is delayed over and over again because of bizarre but effective acts of vandalism occur in the night. As a groundbreaking ceremony has already been scheduled and advertised, the company is eager to stop all that sabotage, for example by having the site guarded by trained Rottweilers.

While all this is going on, a boy called Mullet Fingers, which is the same kid Roy saw running earlier, is on the run from his dysfunctional family, living wild in the swamplands. A powerful girl, named Beatrice, tells Roy that he is her stepbrother. Her biological mother left her father after he stopped working. He remarried to an extremely nasty woman named Lonna, who hated Mullet Fingers' strange ways and sent him off to boarding school. Instead, Mullet Fingers ran away, and his sole contact being Beatrice. However, one morning, Roy Eberhardt spots him when he is running away from the school bus rather than hurrying to join the other kids at the next bus stop. Curious, Roy begins investigating and, after some initial setbacks, eventually not only makes Mullet Fingers' acquaintance but also convinces the other boy that he can be trusted.

After he gains her trust, Beatrice also helps Roy out. When Dana Matherson attempts to kill Roy in a closet after school, Beatrice saves Roy by stripping Dana down to his underwear and ties him to a flag pole with his shirt. Roy attempts to make peace with Dana, but the bully does not agree. The argument ends with Dana being locked outside of his house clad in only some boxer shorts.

It turns out that the running boy, who prefers to be called "Mullet Fingers", is responsible for the acts of vandalism that have been committed at the construction site. His motives, however, are intended to be honorable; Mullet Fingers wants to save the burrowing owls, which are endangered and protected by the law, that live on the site from being killed when the bulldozing begin construction.

Some antics Mullet Fingers uses to delay the construction are: putting gators in the portable outhouse toilets, spray painting a sleeping police officer's windows black, and dumping decorated cottonmouths onto the construction site. Roy, after finding out about the owls, helps also. He lies to Dana and tells him that a large amount of cigarettes is hidden in the construction site. So Dana breaks into the construction site to get the cigarettes and is arrested, believed to be the vandal. A policeman is not convinced totally, however, because Dana panics at the sight of a plastic alligator, proving that he could not have put the live ones in the toilet. Even so, they keep him in a juvenile detention center because of his bad record. Roy, meanwhile, searches the Internet and finds a law saying how the burrowing owls are protected by law. Since the guards at the construction site denied any knowledge of the birds, this proves that they are breaking the law. Roy also gives Mullet Fingers a digital camera to take some pictures of the owls to prove their existence and tells his history class about the owls and how the pancake company will bury them.

Eventually, Roy and Beatrice lead a student march to the site, where they expose the company's greed and dishonesty to the entire town. Although Mullet Finger's pictures were unidentifiable, a live burrowing owl flies out, proving that owls still live in the area. Kimberly Lou Dixon, an actress who acted as the company's mascot, is disgusted with her employer's callousness and joins the demonstrators. The young people succeed in exposing the machinations of those in power; which include illegally removing an environmental impact statement from the official file and taking a bribery; and, eventually, in saving the birds and their habitat. Mother Paula's All-American Pancake House is put into disgrace, and can only evade ruin by expelling the guilty employees and disavowing the plan to build. Lonna attempts to use her son's temporary fame to become famous herself, even trying to schedule an interview on Oprah. Mullet Fingers, in the effort to escape his vile family situation, climbs out of a bathroom window and is accidentally mistaken burglary. He is shipped to the same juvenile detention center as Dana. When Dana's mother spitefully tells the police that he stole a ring from her, Mullet Fingers escapes the center Dana and his mother as a distraction, and is never to be seen again, but Beatrice already knows were he went, but informs Roy that she made a "Blood Promise" with Mullet Fingers to not say where he went. Roy adapts to his new home slowly but willingly. At the end, Mullet Fingers real name is revealed to Roy as Napolean Bridger Leep.


PLEASE TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD DO!!!!!!!!! FIRST ANSWER WILL BE BEST ANSWER.

ok too much info u should've just went to microsoft word and auto-summarize it..
i read the whole book tho. this average boy was getting bullied.. ok now i forgot the book. but wat i do remember is that the average boy met the wild boy. and they became friends and they decided to help trapped owls under a construction house that would be destroyed to become a pancake house. they tried many attempts but all has failed until... the day the house would be destroyed they all met up and spoke with the people and told them about the owls. all the people agreed and it didn't get smashed :D sorry didn't help much but oh well

2008-08-11 08:32:57 by qabby♥♥

Ok so I'm REALLY used to t-shirts and jeans & I'm a tom boy and I feel like a act a little too much like a boy sometimes. (I talk and laugh really loud & stuff) I DONT think I'm ugly I have confidence. I wanna change up my style and become more fashionable and girly (NO this is not for anyone else, it's for me)

I have pretty thick curly hair, most of the time I can manage it and make it look nice but still, any suggestions?

I'm curvy (DEF. NOT FAT) I have an hourglass shape. My fat mostly goes to my thighs (it runs in my family) but they aren't huge just bigger than I'd like them to be. I have love handles I kinda like them because they give me more of an hourglass figure but I'm not sure if they're a good thing...? I have a flat stomach. I have a pretty small waist and toned calves. I have skinny forearms and normal/toned upper arms. Average sized butt. Around 5'2 or 5'3

Brown hair brown eyes. (I don't wear makeup.)
Can you give me any suggestions to become girly and fashionable? (places to shop, clothing, shoes, bags, behavior, hair, makeup, exercises or something?)

P.S: What kind of pants/jeans should I wear because of my thighs?

wear makeup, maybe get side bangs and layers, wear skinny jeans. uh, maybe look at forever21 and don't be afraid to wear skirts/dresses. rompers are good for gettting comfortable in dresses. (they are like, dresses and shorts together.) you can also wear tighter tees and layer them, as long as they aren't baggy tee shirts. jeans are always okay, too!

2010-04-10 08:25:40 by ~~musicx3~~

A short story I wrote in December of 2005....



"Not tonight, Wade," she says as she rolls over, away from me and into the ray of moonlight peaking in through the gap between the long, indigo drapes. I haven't been pleasured- hell, I haven't done as much as groped her breasts- in 3 weeks now. I lift the comforter and slide out of the warm bed and grab my robe off of the rocking chair that sits in the corner of our bedroom. Instead of putting the robe on, I simply toss it over my shoulder, and stealthily maneuver across the room to the entrance of our closet.
I see her many designer bags and expensive shoes and nearly weep at all the money- my money- she has spent on lavish worldly possessions instead of allowing me to pay off the car, the SUV, the Sea-Doo, and the hot tub she "absolutely needed" for her "relaxation and recreation time" at 11 every morning while I am away at work.
I work my way through her shirts and skirts and frocks and dresses to my lonely corner at the back of the closet. I push aside my 7 or 8 dress shirts and reach back behind them, to the wall of the closet. After feeling my way around, I finally find what I am looking for, suspiciously wrapped in a burgundy wash towel.
I exit the closet, and without hesitation, glide across the room to my Lolita, in her slumber, dreaming of chocolates and wines and tanned pool-boys with their rugged scruff on chiseled chins. I take the robe from my shoulder and gently place it over my sleeping beauty. I recall to my discovered treasure wrapped in the towel. I unravel the cloak and grab the base of the axe, working my way to a reliable grip. I lift the axe above my head, and as I bring it down with the force of all the breath she has sucked out of my life, all the happiness I have been deprived of, before it drives deep into her skull, I swear I can see her twitch. The first blow is a solid one, and the second one- devastating.
I lift the robe off my fallen princess and begin scavenging through the mushy mess that remains of her brains. I grab bone fragments and other more solid remnants and make my way through the hall and down the spiraling staircase toward the kitchen...


"Okay, dear. 'Night. I love you."
"Goodnight, Wade. Leave me some money in the morning, won't you? I need to get a few things at the mall"
"Of course, dear."

This is pretty good and you've gotten me wondering about the foreshadowing going on here. There are some minor grammar and sentence structure issues that can be fixed during revision so I won't burden you with those. Quite frankly, I liked this a lot and I hope you continue. There could be a little more explanation that he hasn't actually killed her.

Your other drescriptions are great and not TOO much. Good job.

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2010-10-03 20:44:50 by Terry Labonto

I'll tell you mine, and you tell me yours. Rate mine on a scale of 1-10 and why, and i'll do the same in the 'add details' section. STAR if you want my feedback ;] oh, and age at the end please!

*i really like leather-jackets, bags, sandals, boots, belts.

i'm not into flashy glamor, but i love sophistication so i love the Ralph Lauren style, mixed in with Heritage or Lucky Brand for that chill vibe. (minus all the floral, and sundresses) keds slip ons, or solid colored vans slip ons or converse. i like boy t-shirts with a nice arty designs. or solid colored (navy blue, black, or white usually) v-necks.

i like quality. and the whole artistic, flannel wearing, straight leg worn out jeans, some nice tennis shoes or leather boots or sandals, peacoat wearing, knit hats..etc.

some funky hair accessory (usually feathery headband or hairclips), square vintage looking sunglasses. and i always have piles of friendship bracelets on both wrists.

oh and sometimes i get in random girly moods where i'll wear flowy tops with leggings, or a flowy dress. or at home i'm always wearing active wear (under armor, nike)

best as i can explain ;] i'm 15 going on 16 in jan
turn that frown upside down: i like your style, it sounds kind of similar to mine, but i'm very picky about shoes. 9/10 also ;]

Vintage

Shop at:

Forever 21, American Apparel and Urban outfitters

Style:

Acid wash skinny jeans
Destroyed skinny jeans
Floral Print dresses (eighties inspired)
Floral Print tops
V-necks
plaid Button up shirts
leather jackets
And lots more things

Shoes:
Just whatever

So yeah, I just like vintage girly things :)

I rate your style an 9 or 10, sounds cute!

2009-07-22 17:53:10 by Itgel