Saloon Girl Shoes

Price: $39.98 $32.88

YOU WILL NOT BEAT OUR PRICES OR OUR SERVICE
Victorian Granny Boot 2 3/4 Inch Heel Pleaser
Made From 100% Man Made Imitation Leather

I'm in a western play and I'm a saloon girl. We have to wear lace up boots. I need to buy them and cheap!! Do you have any websites? I tried eBay.
not a bug heel. Ill show a pic in a sec
big** And size 11. Heres a pic


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Its for a play!!!!! I'm not a whore. The play requires me to have them.

http://www.buycostumes.com/Category/0/Pr oduct/31647/ProductDetail.aspx?REF=SCE-m sn

30 bucks

2008-01-24 17:05:52 by Laura Block

Price: $99.99 $99.99

Headpiece, Choker,Sleeve Puffs, Boa, Dress, Corset Belt, Crinoline Petticoat. (Wig/Garter/Shoes/Fishnets Not Included). Package will say includes Fishnets, Manufacturer did NOT include them this year. Purple, Black
Sleeve Puffs: Irridescent Sheer Fine Mesh with Elastic on Each End, Rows of Lighter Purple Fabric are Ruffle-Stitched on Puffs; Corset Belt: Velvety Waist Corset Covered in Purple Glitter Paisley Pattern, Support Boning, Laces in Front; Crinoline Petticoat
Womens: SM (2-6), MED (8-12), LG (14-16), XLG (18-20). Meas. SM: Corset Belt (laced up): 25" (stretches to 30"); Dress: Bust: 36; Waist: 28; Overall Length Front: 33"; Overall Length Back: 42"; XLG: Corset Belt (laced up): 46" (stretches to 52"); Dress: B

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to
arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in
the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your
kayak and heat it.

So I said "Do you want a game of Darts?" he said "OK then", I said
"Nearest to bull starts". He said "Baa", I said "Moo", he said "You're
closest".

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the
night before and shoot the fox.

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up; I
said "Did you get my drift?”

So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a
complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it"; he said "Those are pickled onions".

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought "he's trying to pull a
fast one".

So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said
"Eurostar?”I said "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".

So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?”. He
said "How flexible are you?" I said "I can't make Tuesdays".

But I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack
myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was
Wedgie Kray.

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a
red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked
for a-ROMATIC duck".

But I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a
competition and I won a years supply of Marmite......... one jar.

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your
carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-oover's witness".

You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic
converter.

So I rang up British Telecom, I said "I want to report a nuisance
caller" he said "Not you again".

So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and
there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

He said "You remind me of a pepper-pot", I said "I'll take that as a
condiment".


Now did you know all male tennis players are witches, for example
Goran, even he's a witch.

And I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's
bisatchel.

So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.
said "Are you two an item?”

So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I
thought "That's a turtle disaster".

Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want
your type in here"

A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but
don't start anything"

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is
this some kind of joke?"

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food
in here"

Dyslexic man walks into a bra

A seal walks into a club...

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:
"Pint please, and one for the road."

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to
the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in
the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an
hour the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why
they asked?” they moved off. "Because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts
boasting in an open foyer."

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten
different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to
a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in
Spain they name him Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to
his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished
she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins.
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Hence you need to be a Peter Kay fan...it's all in the title!

Wow now that is dedication. Peter Kay is my current No 1 comedian. I laughed so much I want to share them like you have, I have taken the liberty of printing them. Thanks keep up the good work:)

2006-10-22 05:30:59 by untanuta

As I Was Saying



I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

So I said "Do you want a game of Darts?", he said "OK then", I said "Nearest to bull starts". He said "Baa", I said "Moo", he said "You're closest".

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?"

So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions"

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah, I thought "he's trying to pull a fast one".

So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?". I said "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".

So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?". He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays".

But I'll tell you what I love doing more than Anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Wedgie Kray.

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck"

But I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite...one jar.

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?". I thought "That's all I need, a Le-hoover's witness".

You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter.

So I rang up British Telecom, I said "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again".

So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt. He said "You remind me of a pepper-pot", I said "I'll take that as a condiment".

Now did you know all male tennis players are witches, for example Goran, even he's a witch.

And I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel.

So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?".

So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster".

Four fonts walk into a bar The barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

Dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Love them all, very Tim Vine who is brilliant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eshR-WpdY DM
Did you watch "Not Going Out" with him and Lee Mack? Brilliant.
http://www.virginmedia.com/tvradio/comed y/ngo-biog2.php

2008-04-11 17:22:23 by fuya