Hefty School Bags

I want to replace my hefty messenger bag I use in High School for a more convenient (and still single-strap) book bag. I like the look and feel of the mono-sling bags so I began to look around online and I like the Victorinox Findelen (http://www.swissarmy.com/TravelGear/Page s/Product.aspx?category=backpacksmesseng ersbackpacks&product=30388803&).

I have a few questions:
1. Is it a good bag quality-wise?
2. I am a high school student and need to carry several binders, books and textbooks so is this bag large enough?
3. Can the front pocket fit an iPhone 3GS?
4. Would it be able to carry a 13" MacBook and all the cords?

Please feel free to recommend other mono-sling bags.

Thanks!

I tried a mono sling bag in middle school. We had lot's of books, so it would fit all of them. But for in high school it probably would have been fine.

1. It was a nice bag, just not for me then. But for me now, it probably would be.
2. The average one , wouldn't be, to my knowledge.
3. Yes. But It has the potential to become an iPhone 3GStolen.
4. Yes. But I wouldn't think so with all your binders, books, and textbooks.

Hope I helped.

2010-04-26 19:41:41 by lorryguy

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I'm starting college in a few months and at the moment me and Mum are trying to develop my wardrobe (thankfully I can wear whatever I want now, as opposed to my school uniform), and I thought it would be a good idea if, instead of having a hefty bag, I had a satchel to carry my things in.
Are there any shops in London (UK) which sell satchels?

Thnx!

Yes, I would say Topman too, or Burton.
They're both quite fashionable shops too, so you can't really go wrong!

Remember though that rucksacks are better for your body [satchels can cause back and neck pain because the weight is not spread evenly].

2009-03-08 07:32:18 by Gavvy Wolf-Kidd

i wanna use this against my oppnonent in a "YO MAMA" Challenge we do in this group at school.
here it goes:

"Your mama so poor, when i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked her "what ya doin'
and she said "moving."

"Your mama so poor, when i saw her in wal-mart
buying hefty bags, i asked her "what ya doin'" and she
said "buying luggage".

Do u think this is funny?

lol yes funny!

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these are the real deal originating from actual high school essays. a dark and stormy night......


1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides
gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like
underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy
who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those
boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high
schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those
boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of Ecoli and he was
room-temperature Canadian Ham.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes
just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because
of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a
formerly surcharge-free ATM.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a
bowling ball wouldn't.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled
with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie,
surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy
comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry
them in hot grease.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the
grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left
Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19
p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that
resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!!

2006-06-10 18:19:47 by Clyde

ANALOGIES AND METAPHORS


Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their
collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school
essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of
teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners.....

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides
gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like
underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a
guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of
those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country
speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse
without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of e-coli, and he was
room-temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes
just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated
because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge
at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a
bowling ball wouldn't.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag
filled with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie,
surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and
Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. Instead of 7:30.

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13 . The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you
fry them in hot grease.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across
the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having
left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. Traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka
at 4:19 p.m. At a speed of 35 mph.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences
that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had
also never met.

17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the
East River.

18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only
one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil,
this plan just might work.

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not
eating for a while.

22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either,
but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land
mine or something.

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg
behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with
power tools.

25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as
if she were a garbage truck backing up.
Not a real question but a analagy of poor writing skills. I laughed at several of them too.

Wow that shows that the fate our country is in the hands of the ones that worte that stuff. That scares me.

2006-08-22 10:24:54 by Sharayah